Like a Bored Orangutan

Ever wonder what story might lead up to this line?

"Well kids, the reason you can't come downstairs on Christmas Eve is because an obese wizard from Lapland who happens to be the moral custodian of the human race is spraying his genetic material all over the walls like a bored orangutan."

Then wonder no more.

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